Like the Soldiers Say

[snurri]

HELPFUL NOTE: If you insist upon greeting me with "Keeping out of trouble?" every time you see me, be warned that this is a question of such banality that I cannot be bothered to muster a civil response.

The same goes for "How's it hanging?"

Comments

[snurri.livejournal.com]

See, I don't get the percentage in a greeting that implies that someone is a sex worker. NOT ANYMORE THANKS.