Like the Soldiers Say

[snurri]

HELPFUL NOTE: If you insist upon greeting me with "Keeping out of trouble?" every time you see me, be warned that this is a question of such banality that I cannot be bothered to muster a civil response.

The same goes for "How's it hanging?"

Comments

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Give the most outlandish response you can come up with.

"I was doing all right until the Percoset wore off."

"TODAY WE ALL DIE!"

"Not as good as last night! Hahahahahahahahaha!"