Jebus Cripes Already

[snurri]

Dear Hallmark, Hershey's, FTD et al:

Why don't you just declare February "VALENTINE'S MONTH" and get it over with?

I hate your candy hearts,

Dave

Comments

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I think that holiday is called The Big Deficit, Brought to You By the Iraq War.

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Do not say that anywhere my mom is likely to read it, or I will be stuck putting up Deficit decorations with her and singing Deficit songs. You may think I'm kidding. She knows a lot of Tom Lehrer, and she's not afraid to deploy.

[shaolingrrl.livejournal.com]

I'll sing with your mom!