St. Paul is not so very far away! We're right over here!

You know, I asked my folks that once, and I can't remember what they said. I want to say it was Laura, but it might have been Elizabeth. Have you noticed that Elizabeth is a name with many, many, many nicknames? Beth, Betsy, Bette, Bitsy, Eliza, Liz, Liza, Lizbeth, Zab, Zabeth, Izab, OK I'm making them up now. If, however, I was a girl, I think I'd just as soon be named Diana, so that any man who saw me naked would be TORN APART BY HIS OWN HOUNDS.