[identity profile] the-flea-king.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Interior dialogue with myself upon seeing Beezelbufo:

"What would you feed something like that?"

"Puppies... kittens... anything that fits in its mouth."

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Hands?

[identity profile] the-flea-king.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I have been bitten by toads (impossible to believe, but true). There are worse things to be bitten by.

Well, nothing the size of beezelbufo, but at least it didn't have a beak or teeth.

The list of genera I haven't been bitten by is shorter than the list I have.

[identity profile] matociquala.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I see why the newsreader was referring to it as a "squashed beachball."

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
They forgot to put "angry" in front of that.

[identity profile] imago1.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"What would you feed something like that?"

I think the little frog, for starters. Something bad is about to go do down on the old lily pad, this much seems clear.

[identity profile] imago1.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
That's MISTER Frog From Hell.

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Agreed. I can't decide if Beezel's going to eat the pencil afterwards, or use it to pick his teeth.

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Esquire!

(Love that icon, BTW.)

[identity profile] the-flea-king.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, good point. And I don't think it's going to bother it if it "accidentally" eats that pencil too. As Paul Riddell pointed out, frogs are basically nature's vacuum cleaners.

[identity profile] imago1.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, I was more worried about impending froggy prison sex.

As for my new icon: I gank, therefor I am.

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Be-YOO-ti-ful.

[identity profile] imago1.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. That lame movie Frogs! from 1972-3, scared the living crap out of me. A bunch of us little kids ended up in the lobby of our one horse town theatre and the clerk told us stories about the movie posters (Forbidden Planet, Godzilla, etc) until we stopped snivelling. Good times.

[identity profile] imago1.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Somebody slipped a devil frog fossil into her handbag.

Haha! I'm never going to get this story done if I keep looking at that damned thing.

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2008-02-19 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I would think it'd be vivid inspiration . . .