[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2006-08-10 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
But that's not the real headline! You cheated!

[identity profile] jamiam.livejournal.com 2006-08-10 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, I was looking at another article on that story. Anyway, it doesn't count as cheating because "Austria gripped by fear of spider" is totally more awesome.

How about Venomous spiders overrunning Austria

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2006-08-10 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I am most pleased by the name of the spider. Wait for it . . .

the YELLOW SACK SPIDER.

I think I have a new invective, ready-made for hurling.