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Norway fears giant crab invasion
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st-writes.livejournal.com
2006-08-10 05:27 pm (UTC)
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Not only that, but
Spain warns of new jellyfish invasion
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gregvaneekhout.livejournal.com
2006-08-10 05:47 pm (UTC)
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Story's a bit old, but:
Giant Jellyfish Invade Japan
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jamiam.livejournal.com
2006-08-10 05:49 pm (UTC)
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Spiders cause mass hysteria in Austria
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snurri.livejournal.com
2006-08-10 05:51 pm (UTC)
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Same story, but
Jellyfish plague hits holidaymakers
is my fave.
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snurri.livejournal.com
2006-08-10 05:52 pm (UTC)
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See above.
(Holy shit, that's a big jellyfish!)
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snurri.livejournal.com
2006-08-10 05:52 pm (UTC)
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But that's not the real headline! You cheated!
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jonhansen.livejournal.com
2006-08-10 05:55 pm (UTC)
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I'm also partial to
Invasion of the Cicada Killers
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jamiam.livejournal.com
2006-08-10 05:56 pm (UTC)
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Sorry, I was looking at another article on that story. Anyway, it doesn't count as cheating because "Austria gripped by fear of spider" is totally more awesome.
How about
Venomous spiders overrunning Austria
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snurri.livejournal.com
2006-08-10 06:01 pm (UTC)
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I am most pleased by the name of the spider. Wait for it . . .
the YELLOW SACK SPIDER.
I think I have a new invective, ready-made for hurling.
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snurri.livejournal.com
2006-08-10 06:10 pm (UTC)
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OK, crabs, jellyfish, spiders, and wasps. There'll be no hyperbole left when Giant Monsters attack!
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jonhansen.livejournal.com
2006-08-10 11:28 pm (UTC)
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Then dry British-style understatement will be the norm. Like "Godzilla causes difficulties."
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snurri.livejournal.com
2006-08-10 11:39 pm (UTC)
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Ha!
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(Holy shit, that's a big jellyfish!)
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How about Venomous spiders overrunning Austria
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the YELLOW SACK SPIDER.
I think I have a new invective, ready-made for hurling.
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