1) I like all people to be strong and bitter even though I am sometimes weak and unjaded.

2) I have to ask for clarification on the upcoming Slim vs. Greenjeans poll. What kind of creepy? Because if we're talking "Most likely to attack you with a pitchfork" creepy vs. "Most likely to undress in public" creepy, I think there would be different answers.

3) What, pray tell, is the point of having blasters if you can't have puppets?