Let me just say that you need to practice your teleportation some more. You keep forgetting to adjust for changes in latitude and altitude, and you have a bad tendency to go sideways and up in time during your jaunts. BTW, all on the crew say that heating up the water in an olympic sized swimming pool by twenty degrees in less than a second is impressive.

On the other hand, nobody at the lab is going to believe that a normal, healthy, cancer free human being could ever have 50 chromosomes. Nope, we have 46. The next time you pop in we'll make sure to provide some fake DNA for you to provide immigration when they drop by.