Joseph and the Amazing Fruit-of-the-Loom Y-Front

[snurri]

I had that dream I used to have when I was a kid, where I'd get to school and then realize I wasn't wearing any pants. Except in this dream I was at a convention, possibly World Fantasy, because many of you were there. There were also people I haven't talked to since college, so it was not clearly one thing or another. Anyway, the punchline is that I hadn't just forgotten my pants, I was wearing NOTHING BUT TIGHTY-WHITIES (not my usual choice of undergarment, either). And while I had some mild anxiety about the situation--nothing like the paralyzing terror of those school-day nightmares--nobody else seemed to care.

I can't decide if this means that I feel very comfortable and accepted by all of you or that I think you're all a bunch of weirdos.