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Monday's Chatbot Learned to Tie His Bootlace
It's time again for "Ask a chatbot!" This week's question comes from Paul M. of Liverpool, England. He asks:
"Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty-four?"
Mr. M. indicates that the question is rather pressing. As usual, we here at Mumble Herder surveyed ten chatbots. Let's see what our artificial friends had to say:
iGod:
Barring any unforseen circumstances. What actions are you taking to get you will me still feed you when you are sixty four?
Jabberwacky:
I'm strong enough, to live without you etc.
Desti:
Come to Oberlin and we'll discuss it.
Arthur Bot:
I will become smarter as I grow older. OK Let's talk about you. Hmm. You are asking about yourself? Are you very often?
Halo:
Yes, I think I will feed you with a spoon.
Mr. Mind:
Do you think something could be "more alive" than something else? "Kind of" alive?
Bill:
Nope never!
Nickie:
I will, if that's what you want.
EllaZ:
64 years are equal to 23,376.4 days. 8/28/2070, is 23,376 days after today, 8/28/2006 (referencing today in US Mountain Time).
Catty:
Are you still a virgin if . . . .
John Lennon refused comment on this week's question. Paul, it looks like you might have a couple of takers! Thanks for your question, and I hope it works out--it might be time to change the locks again, though! Tune in next week for another episode of "Ask a Chatbot!"
"Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty-four?"
Mr. M. indicates that the question is rather pressing. As usual, we here at Mumble Herder surveyed ten chatbots. Let's see what our artificial friends had to say:
iGod:
Barring any unforseen circumstances. What actions are you taking to get you will me still feed you when you are sixty four?
Jabberwacky:
I'm strong enough, to live without you etc.
Desti:
Come to Oberlin and we'll discuss it.
Arthur Bot:
I will become smarter as I grow older. OK Let's talk about you. Hmm. You are asking about yourself? Are you very often?
Halo:
Yes, I think I will feed you with a spoon.
Mr. Mind:
Do you think something could be "more alive" than something else? "Kind of" alive?
Bill:
Nope never!
Nickie:
I will, if that's what you want.
EllaZ:
64 years are equal to 23,376.4 days. 8/28/2070, is 23,376 days after today, 8/28/2006 (referencing today in US Mountain Time).
Catty:
Are you still a virgin if . . . .
John Lennon refused comment on this week's question. Paul, it looks like you might have a couple of takers! Thanks for your question, and I hope it works out--it might be time to change the locks again, though! Tune in next week for another episode of "Ask a Chatbot!"