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A Non-Denominational Holiday Message (Unless You Don't Have the Beagle Love*)
As someone who is not very good at people, I am occasionally shocked at the number of friends I've managed to make, both on the Internet box and in quaint ol' meatspace. Thank you. I wish for only good things for all of you. Seize joy, spread a bit around, and fuck the haters.

* If you haven't got the Beagle love, a Retriever will do.**

** If you haven't got Retriever love, then Cthulhu fhtagn!
* If you haven't got the Beagle love, a Retriever will do.**
** If you haven't got Retriever love, then Cthulhu fhtagn!
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happy happy to you too. xoxox
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I shall not be offering my sweet firm body to the haters, however.
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Now when fucking the haters, do I love-fuck them or hate-fuck them or should I consult a priest with this question?
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(And also Maltese love.)
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