Special to Haddayr: Belgians are the best winter bicyclists in the world. And they pretty much invented that crappy fruity beer. Just sayin.'

Special to Jen: Belgians also make fantastic pommes frites (it's the horse fat!). Neither that, nor the mad all-weather cycling skills, makes fruity beer anything but a crime against brewing.

The characters of Bond and Bourne, as written by their creators anyhow, would be probably be bosom buddies. James could teach Jason his "gentle rape" techniques and Jason could teach James how to synergize amnesia and neo-fascism.