On An Entirely Different Note

[snurri]

Actual spam subject line from today:

Her cave of harmony welcomes everybody.

I plan to use this.

"Are you ready to welcome me into your cave of harmony, baby?"

I think it will go well.

Comments

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

Ditch the "baby".

[snurri.livejournal.com]

You're right. "Mama" is much better. Or maybe "mommy."

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

I would suggest, "hoochie-mama", for the double double entendre.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I think I will also use the terms stalactite and stalagmite.

[vee-ecks.livejournal.com]

I suspect so, as her cave welcomes everybody.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Hence all the harmony!

[songwind.livejournal.com]

Harmony implies multiple... err... participants, so they can harmonize.

Are you asking her to have a 3-way?

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Do you think she'd be up for it?

[songwind.livejournal.com]

I don't know the lady afaik, but chances are good the answer is "no." :)

[jonhansen.livejournal.com]

Just don't tell her who writes your material.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I'm going to put together a proposal for a book of spam pickup lines.

[colonelrowe.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that's a line from a Prince song, isn't it? Or at least one he wrote back when he was writing and producing for various pop princesses in the '80s?

On the other matters, I'd recommend that instead of "baby" you go with "little sister." Also, try to work something in there about webcams, which I understand are really big in today's dating scene.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Google tells me nothing. If it's Prince, though, it just proves that he gives away all his B material.

[colonelrowe.livejournal.com]

I was just kidding (about the first part--you should totally start calling women "Little Sister" when you chat them up). It just reminded me of that Sheena Easton song where she sang "come spend the night inside my sugar walls."

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I thought that Sheena Easton song was soooo hot. But then, I thought she was hot.

[(Anonymous)]

I predict jarring, discordant feedback.

Pete (www.petelit.com)

[snurri.livejournal.com]

"I love it when you box my ears, you vixen!"

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

are caves hot?

hmmm.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I think caves are generally a consistent 54 degrees.