On An Entirely Different Note

[snurri]

Actual spam subject line from today:

Her cave of harmony welcomes everybody.

I plan to use this.

"Are you ready to welcome me into your cave of harmony, baby?"

I think it will go well.

Comments

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

Ditch the "baby".

[snurri.livejournal.com]

You're right. "Mama" is much better. Or maybe "mommy."

[porphyre.livejournal.com]

I would suggest, "hoochie-mama", for the double double entendre.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I think I will also use the terms stalactite and stalagmite.