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snurri ([personal profile] snurri) wrote2009-06-01 02:58 pm

Monday Declarations

There is nothing inherently virtuous about work.

Bailey Quarters Schwartz would be a good name for a daughter.

Great art draws from life at least as much as it draws from other art.

Other people's rituals are often inconvenient.

Cereal is not a meal; cheese is a meal best supplemented with fiber.

Monday Declarations may cause drowsiness; do not use while operating heavy machinery. Those using MAOI inhibitors should consult a physician before taking Monday Declarations. May cause rectal bleeding, sometimes fatal. Billy goats, giant robots, and cereal eaters should not handle Monday Declarations because of the risk of spontaneous gender switching. This disclaimer makes false or misleading claims. Twix Trix Trax Sugar Smacks give a dog a bone.

[identity profile] christophereast.livejournal.com 2009-06-02 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
For good or ill, Dr. Johnny Fever was the role model for most of my behavior in middle school...on an unrelated note...

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2009-06-02 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That explains why you screamed "Booger!" in the middle of that assembly that one time.

[identity profile] christophereast.livejournal.com 2009-06-02 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I still do that...