Also I Have Decided To Stop Buying Wedding Presents For You People

[snurri]

The Schwartz family is planning a reunion, and half a dozen or so mass emails have been exchanged in the past couple of weeks. This morning this one arrived:

"Hi - just want to let you know that I'm not in your family and have been getting emails from you for the past few years. Please take [email@redacted] off your listing.

Thanks-"

This may be my favorite thing ever.

Comments

[maggiedr.livejournal.com]

I'd have shown up for the reunion, because everyone knows the deviled eggs are just killer at family reunions.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Mm deviled eggs!