Hey, Kids, Wanna Learn to Floss?

[snurri]

I want this bear to follow me wherever I go.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_stranger_here/]

I understand why you would want it, but why do the Alliance guys who were after River Tam be after it too?

[snurri.livejournal.com]

They covet its Fruity Oaty Bars.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_stranger_here/]

You think this is scary? My gynecologist has one of these bears in her office!

[snurri.livejournal.com]

There is just no way to top or counter this comment. Well done.

[readingthedark.livejournal.com]

Works for me, now I have to go floss.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

DON'T FORGET TO GARGLE.

[readingthedark.livejournal.com]

In my world, we gargle with H2SO4. I have never had a cavity. In my one remaining tooth. Which is grayish.

[barbmg.livejournal.com]

Richard laughed and laughed when he saw this. I think it's both horrifying and delightful.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

It's too ridiculous for me to be horrified, although I'd probably feel different if I were, say, six years old.

[fastfwd.livejournal.com]

::sees teeth, screams like a girl and runs away::

[snurri.livejournal.com]

No one escapes Toothy Bear!

[used_songs]

OMG you made an icon!

[snurri.livejournal.com]

All the better to creep you out with!

[jonhansen.livejournal.com]

We took Ian to the dentist for the first time a few weeks ago. Thank god they didn't have one of these, or he'd still be screaming.

*SHUDDER*

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Ian sure is a wimp.

[jonhansen.livejournal.com]

(Raises eyebrow, makes small notation on card kept in wallet)

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I was unsure how that one would go over.

(Makes note.)

[jonhansen.livejournal.com]

Heh. I considered several replies.

(I was surprised at my own first reaction to that, actually, even though I knew you were joking. Don't worry, it's all good.)

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Good. Sorry to have offended, though. I am sure Ian could stare down a bobcat. Or even this guy.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

So do the bad kids who don't floss get locked in a room with this guy, or is more just the implied threat that it might happen?

[snurri.livejournal.com]

It's a reward! Why can't anyone else see that?

Why Does the Bear Have Grandpa's Teeth?

[jamesenge.livejournal.com]

Traumatic amnesia as therapy: the early years.

scariest bear ever

[amante-13.livejournal.com]

Wow- I don't think I can sleep with a bear, floss, or go to the dentist ever again... this is the stuff the chemically altered dreams are made of... next stop... Clockwork Orange