Yep! And I also know how many WASPs show up every year at the local summer camp complaining that my Texan friend put garlic in their spaghetti sauce. Man, it's a good thing we knocked him out with the frying pan before he could dump in that entire tin of red pepper flakes...

(Only in Minnesota do they sell salsa in Hot, Medium, Mild, and Bland.)

(Also, I was living right smack in the middle of Cleveland. So I don't know if that counts the same as, say, Parma.)