What's the holiday where everyone eats a lot of some Polish pastry with a weird name? I know this is the vaguest question ever, but the last time I stayed with my relatives in Schaumburg, we stopped at this bakery that was plastered with huge signs reminding everyone to get their pre-orders in for, er, whatever the holiday pastry thinger was. Not a pierogi, I know what that is, this was something else.

I have no idea why I'm expecting you to know the answer to this. This is what you get for being in Illinois, I think.