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snurri ([personal profile] snurri) wrote2008-05-11 12:27 pm

Choose Your Captain, Round Two



High Seas Region

Up with whales and crocs, down with dragons. The tie was settled by discounting my own vote.

[Poll #1186194]

Time and Space Region

Rogues are more popular minus the nihilism, and pansexuality trumps gynoxenophilia. The Mekons fall on deaf ears. Francophiles hate bipedal rodents.

[Poll #1186195]

Comics Region

The Big Red Cheese puts the Kree warrior back in the ground; just plain cheese triumphs over wicked parody. Jingoism and good vision on a collision course.

[Poll #1186196]

Unknown Region

A man with a moose for a best friend, and a Toro. COINCIDENCE?!? The Love Boat sinks, and the most principled cop in Spider-Man continuity loses to Hal Linden's mustache.

[Poll #1186197]

[identity profile] veejane.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
I forget, did Captain Caveman qualify for any of the brackets? Or is he not actually subject to NCAA rules?

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
One of these accounts is true:

1. Captain Caveman forfeited his place in the poll by choosing to be re-frozen next to Walt Disney.

2. The author, after having posted the original poll, left for work and immediately cursed himself for having forgotten Cavey.

[identity profile] jocelina.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
The thought of Kaylee crying makes me almost too sad for polls!

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
It is true. Kaylee is like a quality-of-life barometer or something.