Reconstruct My Night

[snurri]

I live alone. Last night I went to sleep in my bed sometime after 2 AM. I woke up at 6:30 AM on the couch. In addition, the bath towel was not on the towel rack but draped over the arm of my desk chair.

If any of y'all could tell me what I was up to during those 4 1/2 hours I'd be grateful.

Comments

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

Do you feel suspiciously clean?

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Only behind my ears.

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

Any unexplained aches or abrasions?

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Only EVERYWHERE.

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to go with having been ridden by a loa, I think.

At least he brought you back home and cleaned you up when he was done with you. That's unusual consideration.