Reconstruct My Night

[snurri]

I live alone. Last night I went to sleep in my bed sometime after 2 AM. I woke up at 6:30 AM on the couch. In addition, the bath towel was not on the towel rack but draped over the arm of my desk chair.

If any of y'all could tell me what I was up to during those 4 1/2 hours I'd be grateful.

Comments

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

Honey, I'd tell you but then my marriage would be in grave peril.

I, um, think you should wash the towel.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I do not wish to be associated with any depravity, now.

Not if I'm not going to remember it, anyway.

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

Oh, sex wasn't involved. It's just that Jan's a vegetarian and frowns upon animal sacri—

Oh. I guess what we did was still depraved. nevermind.