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snurri ([personal profile] snurri) wrote2008-09-11 11:15 am

Joseph and the Amazing Fruit-of-the-Loom Y-Front

I had that dream I used to have when I was a kid, where I'd get to school and then realize I wasn't wearing any pants. Except in this dream I was at a convention, possibly World Fantasy, because many of you were there. There were also people I haven't talked to since college, so it was not clearly one thing or another. Anyway, the punchline is that I hadn't just forgotten my pants, I was wearing NOTHING BUT TIGHTY-WHITIES (not my usual choice of undergarment, either). And while I had some mild anxiety about the situation--nothing like the paralyzing terror of those school-day nightmares--nobody else seemed to care.

I can't decide if this means that I feel very comfortable and accepted by all of you or that I think you're all a bunch of weirdos.

[identity profile] gregvaneekhout.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
What's your take on boxer briefs?

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
They are my faves! Comfort and security, all in one.

[identity profile] gregvaneekhout.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! What's your take on the crotchless ones?

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
My take is that someone's been at their wardrobe with the scissors again, haven't they?

[identity profile] gregvaneekhout.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
IF YOU DON'T LET THE CROTCH SPIRITS OUT OF YOUR UNDERWEAR THEY'LL MAKE YOU DO THE BAD THINGS AGAIN!!!!

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure you need a priest for that.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_stranger_here/ 2008-09-11 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
(blair witch voice) i am so ... scared ... right now

[identity profile] sarah-prineas.livejournal.com 2008-09-11 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Me too, especially if you watch the icon progression...