It Can't Be Just Me

[snurri]

Rachel Ray is the Joker, right? Right?

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[ogre-san.livejournal.com]

More likely the Love Child of the Joker and Harlie Quinn

[snurri.livejournal.com]

So she's the Joker's Daughter?

It would explain a lot.

[ocvictor.livejournal.com]

There's a "Rachel Ray Sucks" LJ community, and this is prett much their theme.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I barely know who she is, so I can't say I dislike her quite that much. But every time I see a picture of her she's oversmiling.

[dxmachina.livejournal.com]

She's way, WAY, too perky for me to watch for more than a few minutes at a time (usually while I'm waiting for Alton Brown to come on).

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I don't even have the Food Network. I just have her elfin face all over the office. Help!

[douglain.livejournal.com]

Who is she?

[snurri.livejournal.com]

She's had a cooking show for a while, I guess? And now she's got a daytime talk show. And she's in one of the ads that the company I temp for is doing, and I keep having to look at her smiling face . . .

[douglain.livejournal.com]

I think she's hot.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

There's no talking to you.

[douglain.livejournal.com]

I think the Joker's daughter is hot too.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

This we can agree on.

She's crazy, though.

[douglain.livejournal.com]

All the better.

[ocvictor.livejournal.com]

From the rachael_ray_sux community:



And as for her being hot, well, I think "FHM" magazine summed up her show's selling point:

[snurri.livejournal.com]

That icon is the definition of creepy. As in, I couldn't even tell it was changing at first, and the change crept up on me, and then I ran away from the computer and hid.

Also, the FHM picture just isn't all that sexy.

[jlundberg.livejournal.com]

I knew she reminded me of someone.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Glad to help.

[jamiam.livejournal.com]

It's not just you.

[jamiam.livejournal.com]

Also, if, in the future, you could arrange not to cause me to yelp in fear at my friends list, that'd be much appreciated.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

No deal!

[jamiam.livejournal.com]

Just for that, I'm telling you I dressed up my dog as a fighter pilot for Halloween.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Animal abuse!

[jamiam.livejournal.com]

Aw, he loved it. He was all, so, wait, I dress up, and that makes dressed-up people come to the door? And they pet me and coo over me? And then everybody starts handing out chocolate peanut butter cups and dog biscuits? Man, this holiday ROCKS!

[snurri.livejournal.com]

That's not what he said when he called me at 3 AM, crying.

[jamiam.livejournal.com]

Eh, pointers cry over everything. He's probably just upset because it's another 12 months until he gets to dress up again.

(Either that, or he needs to go to the bathroom...)