[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I think he's got the tense-mixing down:

After looking longingly at each other and after Mulder soul-kissed Xander, Scully finally said somethign to Mulder who she was talking to while in love with him

I refuse to believe that there is fanfic where Krycek turns into a unicorn. No! I won't hear it!

[identity profile] veejane.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
How about Agent Mulder in fur shorts, as he battles mastodons?

How about the brothers in Supernatural, turned into sisters?

And then there's Stargate Atlantis, where somebody turned the main slash pairing into:

A) cookies
B) penguins
C) sociopaths
D) dolphins
E) ALL OF THE FREAKIN' ABOVE.

Mediafandom: there's nothing we won't do.

[identity profile] tanaise.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Fear is not AWESOME. You'll have to get over that. Possibly by reading more fanfic.

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
There are many difficult and frightening tasks I am willing to attempt in the name of AWESOME, but a deeper foray into fanfic is not one of them.

[identity profile] sallytuppence.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
But, but....the fur shorts!!!

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
All for you!

Now, if it were Black Canary/Oracle slash, I might be convince-able . . .

[identity profile] veejane.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
As I recall, the fur shorts were also available in illustrated format.

Just. In case you wanted. To try them on for yourself.

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I know I shouldn't even ask, but . . . were they Bermuda-type shorts? (Tell me they weren't fur Speedos.)

[identity profile] veejane.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
It's been a long time... I think it was more of a loincloth.

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2007-01-10 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that at least is practical. Less itchy that way.