Memo

[snurri]

From: Me

To: Universe

Please stop f&%$ing with me.

Thanks.

Comments

[megmccarron.livejournal.com]

what did it do this time?

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Just . . . been a really frustrating week. It'll blow over, but . . . gah.

[jonhansen.livejournal.com]

Problem is, I hear the Universe is so backed up on paperwork it'll take roughly 4 to 6 million years for it to follow through the request.

Otherwise, sympathies for whatever.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Damn those bureaucracies!

[blueeverglades.livejournal.com]

Ditto.

Sorry about whatever's up...

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Thanks, and back atcha.

[bondgwendabond.livejournal.com]

Boo universe!

[scarypudding.livejournal.com]

WHAT PART OF "NO" DOESN'T IT UNDERSTAND???

[secritcrush.livejournal.com]

The universe offers you one flamethrower in compensation.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Thanks, but I'd just hurt myself.

[sacwentie.livejournal.com]

Well, have you gone to this site yet

http://speakingoffaith.publicradio.org/programs/whalesongs/index.shtml

and listened to your elephants?

I assume you've read all the elephant literature, but I checked out, and am loving, her book "Silent THunder".

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I haven't listened to that yet, although Ms. Haddayr did point me at it the other day. Should do that now. When I went to the link I was like "Katy Payne! I read her book! Blah blah blah blah!" She deserves mad props for figuring out all about how they talk to each other.

[czakbar.livejournal.com]

If the universe rings to find out what that memo's supposed to be about, tell it to call me after you're done with it. I have a few choice words to give it myself this week.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I think I know what bar it hangs out at. We could wait in the alley outside . . .

[czakbar.livejournal.com]

I'll go in and lure it out there. Wear a ski mask. Have a pipe or some brass knuckles or something. I'll try and get a few drinks in it first.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

It'll never know what hit it.

[da-universe.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. I'll stop.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

:-P