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snurri ([personal profile] snurri) wrote2007-03-30 03:29 pm

OMG People At the Table Next to Me In the Cafe

If you do not stop kissing I will kill ONLY ONE OF YOU and leave the other to suffer forever.

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2007-03-30 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. "HOW DOES HER ESOPHAGUS TASTE, ANYWAY? WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST ORDER THE GIBLETS?"

[identity profile] ecmyers.livejournal.com 2007-03-30 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU SOUND LIKE OWEN MEANY.