Dave Has Two Moms?

[snurri]

Really, I'm only posting this for Celia's sake:

Who are your Star Trek Slash parents? by jenniferlupin
Name
Age
Your Parents

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[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Oh, god lord. I was wondering if it showed all the other possible combinations one could get, and I stumbled upon the Which character will you marry quiz, and was forced to fill it out for you.

Which "Star Trek: The Next Generation" character would you marry? by penguin_pajamas
Username
Your spouse	Counselor Troy
Cost of wedding	$330
People in attendence	31
Where your first child would be concieved	In the back of a shuttlecraft
Your future together	You will leave your spouse for some hot new crew member whose uniform looks sexy

(I did it for me too, but my answer was Q, which is not nearly as much fun.)

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Talk about a nightmare.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

I left my spouse for the same reason.

I wonder where i put the notebook of ST:TNG fan fic. god, I hope my mother never finds *that*, I'd never live it down.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine being romantically involved with that woman. I mean, I'd be embarrassed by her insistence on wearing short skirts and unflattering bodysuits instead of the uniform, and you just know that while the emotional impressions she gets from everyone else are always "I'm not certain," she'd always know when I just wanted her to shut up so I could watch the baseball game. Give me Tasha Yar any day.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Plus, you'd have the world's most embarassing mother in law. I at least would have just a race of super human alien beings as in-laws.