This is indeed bad news. When I was between relationships and an old friend was between husbands, she and I would buy a 12 of beer and a WWN and go get drunk and read to each other. Good times, good times. I'm part of the problem, though...I think the last WWN I bought had "Janet's miracle boob healed me!" on the cover. Love the bat boy. And the "Texas schoolgirl who can put 3 pool balls in her mouth!"
Let's pave the stupid rainforests and give schoolteachers stun guns