Dear LJ:

[snurri]

Please stop coming onto me. It's getting embarrassing.

I like you fine, I just don't LIKE you like you.

Sorry.

- Dave

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_stranger_here/]

It's because you keep sending LJ mixed signals. I know, blaming the victim. But sometimes it just seems like you're asking LJ for it.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Is this about the way I dress? I LIKE FLANNEL OKAY IT'S COMFORTABLE.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_stranger_here/]

You can't expect to wear flannel and not get hit on.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I'm not a piece of meat!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_stranger_here/]

Don't kid yourself that LJ cares about your mind.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I thought it did once.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_stranger_here/]

You deserve better, honey.

[mkhobson.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Jesus said that to me once. He said he loved me, but he wasn't *in* love with me.

Fucker.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Jesus was a slut.

[mkhobson.livejournal.com]

*is* a slut. He's the living God, after all.

I still send him my fingernail clippings sometimes. He always returns them. I don't know how much longer this can go on.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Is, was. That guy can't make up his mind WHAT tense he's living in.

One time I was all, Jesus, you can't play with people's heads like that. Relationships can't operate on faith alone. And he was like, fuck you man, I'm eating. Or wait, that wasn't Jesus. That was Richard Roundtree. ANYWAY THE GUY HAS ISSUES.

[rsheslin.livejournal.com]

I think it's due to the new Author Picture.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

It's not easy being beautiful.

[jonhansen.livejournal.com]

Hey! LJ has feelings, you know. It's not it's fault it's like a big puppy dog that can't be "cool".

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Are you saying I don't have feelings? I AM NOT A ROBOT OKAY.

[bondgwendabond.livejournal.com]

I think you and LJ should get into couples counseling stat.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

There's nothing left to say.

[bondgwendabond.livejournal.com]

But it would make such a great youtube video.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Vlogging is the last step on the road to hell.

[bondgwendabond.livejournal.com]

I find myself more and more intrigued by this whole sentient livejournal idea -- far more terrifying than the run of the mill "robot who wants to take over the world" scenario.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

It is both legion and emo!

[tacithydra.livejournal.com]

But you are wearing so little!

And your tusks are so loooooong.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Oh, thanks. I . . . wait, I said STOP THAT!

[ninstorage.livejournal.com]

:O

....Frank?

XD

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Um.

?

[ninstorage.livejournal.com]

*has a vague idea that explaining in detail will get her into trouble*

*points at LJ's main page*


*flees in panic*

[snurri.livejournal.com]

OOOOOHHHH. I get it :-)

You're sick. I like that.

[ninstorage.livejournal.com]

Guilty as charged, sir.

*shame*