Dear LJ:

[snurri]

Please stop coming onto me. It's getting embarrassing.

I like you fine, I just don't LIKE you like you.

Sorry.

- Dave

Comments

[mkhobson.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Jesus said that to me once. He said he loved me, but he wasn't *in* love with me.

Fucker.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Jesus was a slut.

[mkhobson.livejournal.com]

*is* a slut. He's the living God, after all.

I still send him my fingernail clippings sometimes. He always returns them. I don't know how much longer this can go on.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Is, was. That guy can't make up his mind WHAT tense he's living in.

One time I was all, Jesus, you can't play with people's heads like that. Relationships can't operate on faith alone. And he was like, fuck you man, I'm eating. Or wait, that wasn't Jesus. That was Richard Roundtree. ANYWAY THE GUY HAS ISSUES.