Dear LJ:

[snurri]

Please stop coming onto me. It's getting embarrassing.

I like you fine, I just don't LIKE you like you.

Sorry.

- Dave

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_stranger_here/]

It's because you keep sending LJ mixed signals. I know, blaming the victim. But sometimes it just seems like you're asking LJ for it.

[mkhobson.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Jesus said that to me once. He said he loved me, but he wasn't *in* love with me.

Fucker.

[rsheslin.livejournal.com]

I think it's due to the new Author Picture.

[jonhansen.livejournal.com]

Hey! LJ has feelings, you know. It's not it's fault it's like a big puppy dog that can't be "cool".

[bondgwendabond.livejournal.com]

I think you and LJ should get into couples counseling stat.

[tacithydra.livejournal.com]

But you are wearing so little!

And your tusks are so loooooong.

[ninstorage.livejournal.com]

:O

....Frank?

XD

[ninstorage.livejournal.com]

*has a vague idea that explaining in detail will get her into trouble*

*points at LJ's main page*


*flees in panic*