I Can't Be the Only One Who Does This

[snurri]

Every time I prepare rotini, I have to say it like a Jawa would.

Comments

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

You are not alone.

However, tonight I am singing lots of "Bork bork bork!"s because I am making Swedish meatballs. (Bork bork!)

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I know a Swedish dude who finds the Swedish Chef really annoying. Actually, I think he finds him bewildering, because "bork" is not a prominent sound in the Swedish language.

I wonder if somewhere there is a Jawa reading this entry, seething.

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Indeed it is not. But the dictates of a Muppeted childhood are hard to ignore.

[snale.livejournal.com]

I never have -- but I think from now on, I will.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Another one infected!

[infinitehotel.livejournal.com]

Nope, you're not. :)

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Everyone should do it. It's quite satisfying.

[gregvaneekhout.livejournal.com]

This is sufficient reason for you to have your own cooking show.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I agree, but the Food Network people were all, "You only know how to make three things!"

Elitists.

[jamiam.livejournal.com]

Well, you might have been. But now you have ruined rotini for the rest of my life.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

But now you have ruined improved rotini for the rest of my life.

Fixed that for you.

[laramiepup.livejournal.com]

Any chance (oh, please any chance at all??) you could post an audio clip of said Jawanese accent with regards to Rotini?

[timakers.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm going to need some, ahem, material evidence to answer this question fully, Mr. Schwartz.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I'll be happy to demonstrate the next time we're in the same room. Which will be WHO KNOWS WHEN.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

What is this "record" you speak of?

[ken-schneyer.livejournal.com]

This, by itself, is a reason to make rotini. *nods*

[snurri.livejournal.com]

It truly is a superior pasta. For, um, other reasons too . . .

[jennreese.livejournal.com]

But does the rotini speak Bocce?

[snurri.livejournal.com]

You mean the language of small wooden balls hitting each other? Sure, why not?

[jonhansen.livejournal.com]

No, that's just you. But for a small financial incentive, I could check again.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Financial incentive? For that droid? He's got a bad motivator!