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snurri ([personal profile] snurri) wrote2007-01-04 12:27 pm

PSA (For the Ladies)

I have decided that I can boil my criteria for the woman who will tame this wild heart (stop laughing) down to one requirement. So that y'all know what to shoot for.*

She must be AWESOME.

You may now return to boring me. (Seriously, what is with the Intranets today?!?)

*DISCLAIMER: Please consider the merchandise carefully before claiming it.

[identity profile] secritcrush.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure all the AWESOME ladies are dating men who treat them badly. Or are at home right now with six cats.

Celia's always available though.

[identity profile] secritcrush.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure I meant that Celia was the only AWESOME lady still available who doesn't have six cats.

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as you're sure.

[identity profile] secritcrush.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
75% sure. 25% mocking Celia.

ok. 50-50, but only because she was going to change her blog name to "Comfort me with AWESOME"

[identity profile] tanaise.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Who says I didn't? :)

[identity profile] secritcrush.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
My laziness AWESOME prevented me from looking.

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that is an AWESOME plan.

[identity profile] tanaise.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It's true. I only have two.

[identity profile] tanaise.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
My mom thinks I'm AWESOME.


Okay, she probably doesn't. But she would lie if it would get me a date.

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
That dude that works upstairs thinks you're AWESOME. GO GET HIM.

[identity profile] tanaise.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
He does not. He thinks I'm a total loser.

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to have to hurt you.
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[identity profile] buymeaclue.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
By which I mean, I am AWESOME.

Though perhaps not Dave's AWESOME, it is true.

Because if so, Dave's AWESOME is clearly BAD.

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
AWESOME cannot be BAD, by definition!
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[identity profile] buymeaclue.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I think this must be further explored via the power of SCIENCE.

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
BAD is the antimatter of AWESOME. Einstein said so.
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[identity profile] buymeaclue.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Kaboom kaboom!

[identity profile] secritcrush.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I just really like typing AWESOME. So this post rules.

(And is AWESOME.)

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
AWESOME!