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snurri ([personal profile] snurri) wrote2007-01-04 12:27 pm
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PSA (For the Ladies)

I have decided that I can boil my criteria for the woman who will tame this wild heart (stop laughing) down to one requirement. So that y'all know what to shoot for.*

She must be AWESOME.

You may now return to boring me. (Seriously, what is with the Intranets today?!?)

*DISCLAIMER: Please consider the merchandise carefully before claiming it.
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[identity profile] nihilistic-kid.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw come on, why would an AWESOME woman want you? :P

[identity profile] matociquala.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Me, I just want a man who gives backrubs, can hold down a job, bathes, and doesn't whine too much.

And yet....

[identity profile] bibliogrrl.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That is a damn good criteria. AWESOMENESS is wholly underrated these days.

But the question now is, what do you consider AWESOME? One man's AWESOME is another man's SUCK.

Just sayin'.

[identity profile] tanaise.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
And how exactly will you determine the awesome? I mean, will there be a test? (measuring AQ, your awesome quotient) A reality show? (The Bachelor: Awesome!) Personal references (My mom thinks I'm Awesome.)

[identity profile] bondgwendabond.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Sadly, this is the only relevant hit for "instructions for being awesome." But if you squint... maybe...

[identity profile] readingthedark.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome, again.

Everything I know about love I learned from 69 Love Songs and The Human League,
G.

[identity profile] infinitehotel.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
AWESOME is the best dating criteria ever. I'm blessed with an abundance (some would suggest an overabundance) of AWESOME in my life. Of course, this makes some of Bear's criteria, the bathing, the job, the lack of whining (AWESOME can be exhausting. And time-consuming.) kind of difficult. I do wind up giving a lot of backrubs however.

Seek the AWESOME, it's worth it. Just get plenty of sleep beforehand.

[identity profile] rambleflower.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, many, too bad my sister has a boyfriend. She's so AWESOME she has her own IMDB page. I'll let you know if she's ever single... and moves to Chicago.
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