PSA (For the Ladies)

[snurri]

I have decided that I can boil my criteria for the woman who will tame this wild heart (stop laughing) down to one requirement. So that y'all know what to shoot for.*

She must be AWESOME.

You may now return to boring me. (Seriously, what is with the Intranets today?!?)

*DISCLAIMER: Please consider the merchandise carefully before claiming it.

Comments

[nihilistic-kid.livejournal.com]

Aw come on, why would an AWESOME woman want you? :P

[snurri.livejournal.com]

It's a fair question.

(I am weeping as I type this.)

[dxmachina.livejournal.com]

That is the basic flaw in the plan. At least, that's been my experience.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I think I need to maximize my own AWESOMENESS as well. I must find an instructional video!

[secritcrush.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure all the AWESOME ladies are dating men who treat them badly. Or are at home right now with six cats.

Celia's always available though.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Ooh, harsh!

[secritcrush.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I meant that Celia was the only AWESOME lady still available who doesn't have six cats.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

As long as you're sure.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

It's true. I only have two.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

My mom thinks I'm AWESOME.


Okay, she probably doesn't. But she would lie if it would get me a date.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

That dude that works upstairs thinks you're AWESOME. GO GET HIM.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

He does not. He thinks I'm a total loser.

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

HEY.

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

By which I mean, I am AWESOME.

Though perhaps not Dave's AWESOME, it is true.

Because if so, Dave's AWESOME is clearly BAD.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

AWESOME cannot be BAD, by definition!

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Maybe there's a self-help book. AWESOMENESS for Dummies?

[snurri.livejournal.com]

There's a contradiction somewhere in there . . .

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

They were hoping you wouldn't notice.

Instructional Video

[the-flea-king.livejournal.com]

I found one.

Re: Instructional Video

[snurri.livejournal.com]

That guy is indeed AWESOME. But I must find my own path to AWESOMETASTICNESS.

Re: Instructional Video

[the-flea-king.livejournal.com]

I think I get spam selling me pills that help with that.

[blueeverglades.livejournal.com]

Whaaaaaaat? You're totally awesome.

And luckily for you, awesomeness tends to cohere, like magnets. (Or trouble, heh.)

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I think you mean AWESOME. (But thanks!)

AWESOME and TROUBLE = a good combination as well. :-P

[blueeverglades.livejournal.com]

Oops, I actually meant AWESOME. So there. ;p

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Now you're embarrassing me. I'm starting to suspect that you are TROUBLE.

(How are you, BTW? Kind of living off the net lately, eh?)