PSA (For the Ladies)

[snurri]

I have decided that I can boil my criteria for the woman who will tame this wild heart (stop laughing) down to one requirement. So that y'all know what to shoot for.*

She must be AWESOME.

You may now return to boring me. (Seriously, what is with the Intranets today?!?)

*DISCLAIMER: Please consider the merchandise carefully before claiming it.

Comments

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I think I need to maximize my own AWESOMENESS as well. I must find an instructional video!

[secritcrush.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure all the AWESOME ladies are dating men who treat them badly. Or are at home right now with six cats.

Celia's always available though.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Ooh, harsh!

[secritcrush.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I meant that Celia was the only AWESOME lady still available who doesn't have six cats.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

As long as you're sure.

[secritcrush.livejournal.com]

75% sure. 25% mocking Celia.

ok. 50-50, but only because she was going to change her blog name to "Comfort me with AWESOME"

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

It's true. I only have two.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

My mom thinks I'm AWESOME.


Okay, she probably doesn't. But she would lie if it would get me a date.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

That dude that works upstairs thinks you're AWESOME. GO GET HIM.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

He does not. He thinks I'm a total loser.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to hurt you.

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

HEY.

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

By which I mean, I am AWESOME.

Though perhaps not Dave's AWESOME, it is true.

Because if so, Dave's AWESOME is clearly BAD.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

AWESOME cannot be BAD, by definition!

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

I think this must be further explored via the power of SCIENCE.

[secritcrush.livejournal.com]

I just really like typing AWESOME. So this post rules.

(And is AWESOME.)

[snurri.livejournal.com]

AWESOME!

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Maybe there's a self-help book. AWESOMENESS for Dummies?

[snurri.livejournal.com]

There's a contradiction somewhere in there . . .

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

They were hoping you wouldn't notice.

Instructional Video

[the-flea-king.livejournal.com]

I found one.

Re: Instructional Video

[snurri.livejournal.com]

That guy is indeed AWESOME. But I must find my own path to AWESOMETASTICNESS.

Re: Instructional Video

[the-flea-king.livejournal.com]

I think I get spam selling me pills that help with that.

Re: Instructional Video

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Link!

Re: Instructional Video

[the-flea-king.livejournal.com]

Well, I took another look. Bad news. While I am not a doctor, these pills appear to only make a small portion of you AWESOME, and I cannot in good conscience recommend them.