PSA (For the Ladies)

[snurri]

I have decided that I can boil my criteria for the woman who will tame this wild heart (stop laughing) down to one requirement. So that y'all know what to shoot for.*

She must be AWESOME.

You may now return to boring me. (Seriously, what is with the Intranets today?!?)

*DISCLAIMER: Please consider the merchandise carefully before claiming it.

Comments

Re: Instructional Video

[snurri.livejournal.com]

That guy is indeed AWESOME. But I must find my own path to AWESOMETASTICNESS.

Re: Instructional Video

[the-flea-king.livejournal.com]

I think I get spam selling me pills that help with that.

Re: Instructional Video

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Link!

Re: Instructional Video

[the-flea-king.livejournal.com]

Well, I took another look. Bad news. While I am not a doctor, these pills appear to only make a small portion of you AWESOME, and I cannot in good conscience recommend them.

Re: Instructional Video

[snurri.livejournal.com]

AWESOME does come with risks.

Re: Instructional Video

[the-flea-king.livejournal.com]

Warning: Side-effects of AWESOME may include stylish clothes, adoring fans, and in a small percentage of cases, frequent rap battles with inanimate objects.

Also, anal leakage.

Re: Instructional Video

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I just sprung a leak laughing.

(This, too, is AWESOME.)

Re: Instructional Video

[timakers.livejournal.com]

True story. In junior high, the cheerleader type people at my school were banned from using the word "awesome" in their cheers. The reason? Because the administration felt that awesome is a word we only use to describe God. Thank you.

Re: Instructional Video

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Why does God always have to ruin our fun?

Re: Instructional Video

[timakers.livejournal.com]

I'm *pretty* sure God actually had nothing to do with it.

Re: Instructional Video

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Don't make excuses for that guy!