PSA (For the Ladies)

[snurri]

I have decided that I can boil my criteria for the woman who will tame this wild heart (stop laughing) down to one requirement. So that y'all know what to shoot for.*

She must be AWESOME.

You may now return to boring me. (Seriously, what is with the Intranets today?!?)

*DISCLAIMER: Please consider the merchandise carefully before claiming it.

Comments

[nihilistic-kid.livejournal.com]

Aw come on, why would an AWESOME woman want you? :P

[snurri.livejournal.com]

It's a fair question.

(I am weeping as I type this.)

[dxmachina.livejournal.com]

That is the basic flaw in the plan. At least, that's been my experience.

[blueeverglades.livejournal.com]

Whaaaaaaat? You're totally awesome.

And luckily for you, awesomeness tends to cohere, like magnets. (Or trouble, heh.)

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

Me, I just want a man who gives backrubs, can hold down a job, bathes, and doesn't whine too much.

And yet....

[snurri.livejournal.com]

No, what you really want is AWESOMENESS.

It's a movement!

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

Upon seeing this post, I contemplated asking you for a date, but I figured that the fun of you screaming in terror and hide behind Hannah was attenuated by not being in the right state to witness it in person. *g*

[bibliogrrl.livejournal.com]

That is a damn good criteria. AWESOMENESS is wholly underrated these days.

But the question now is, what do you consider AWESOME? One man's AWESOME is another man's SUCK.

Just sayin'.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

But the question now is, what do you consider AWESOME?

You are defeating the purpose of the singular criteria!

One man's AWESOME is another man's SUCK.

I say that the another man is himself a SUCK!

AWESOMENESS is a totally objective quality. Really it is. Also green is red.

[bibliogrrl.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahaha. I am queen of the monkey wrench, I am!

The best thing about AWESOME, is all you need to be AWESOME, is to declare that you are, and YOU ARE.

Me? I am the WHOLEHEARTED EMBODIMENT of AWESOMETASTICNESS. Seriously. Ask almost anyone. Well, except him, He's a liar anyway.

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

>You are defeating the purpose of the singular criteria!

This is GOOD or BAD for dating?

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

And how exactly will you determine the awesome? I mean, will there be a test? (measuring AQ, your awesome quotient) A reality show? (The Bachelor: Awesome!) Personal references (My mom thinks I'm Awesome.)

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

That's AWESOME to you!

[snurri.livejournal.com]

AWESOMENESS is measured by the AWESOMETER.

Duh.

[bondgwendabond.livejournal.com]

Sadly, this is the only relevant hit for "instructions for being awesome." But if you squint... maybe...

[bondgwendabond.livejournal.com]

Wait, this is fun.

Try this (or AWESOME as DELUSIONAL).

AWESOMENESS through dancing.

And the AWESOME WOMEN have self-identified: "A woman in harmony with her spirit is like a river overflowing." (Maya Angelou, natch.) They are waiting for YOU!

[snurri.livejournal.com]

It must be a secret art. Somewhere, atop a lonely mountain, sits the master of AWESOME . . .

[readingthedark.livejournal.com]

Awesome, again.

Everything I know about love I learned from 69 Love Songs and The Human League,
G.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah. "I could dress in black and read Camus/ Smoke clove cigarettes and drink vermouth/ Like I was 17/ That would be a scream/ But I don't want to get over you."

[infinitehotel.livejournal.com]

AWESOME is the best dating criteria ever. I'm blessed with an abundance (some would suggest an overabundance) of AWESOME in my life. Of course, this makes some of Bear's criteria, the bathing, the job, the lack of whining (AWESOME can be exhausting. And time-consuming.) kind of difficult. I do wind up giving a lot of backrubs however.

Seek the AWESOME, it's worth it. Just get plenty of sleep beforehand.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I can't claim to be never-whiny, myself. But I give a great backrub. (It's nice when there's at least occassional reciprocation, though.)

[rambleflower.livejournal.com]

Oh, many, too bad my sister has a boyfriend. She's so AWESOME she has her own IMDB page. I'll let you know if she's ever single... and moves to Chicago.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Wow, she's gorgeous. Not that I'm surprised; good genes in your family!

[the-flea-king.livejournal.com]

Everything is coming up AWESOME lately:

http://www.sticksandstonescomic.com/2007-01-05.html

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Don'tcha love how "SNIKT" is geek shorthand? It evokes so much . . .