PSA (For the Ladies)

[snurri]

I have decided that I can boil my criteria for the woman who will tame this wild heart (stop laughing) down to one requirement. So that y'all know what to shoot for.*

She must be AWESOME.

You may now return to boring me. (Seriously, what is with the Intranets today?!?)

*DISCLAIMER: Please consider the merchandise carefully before claiming it.

Comments

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

And how exactly will you determine the awesome? I mean, will there be a test? (measuring AQ, your awesome quotient) A reality show? (The Bachelor: Awesome!) Personal references (My mom thinks I'm Awesome.)

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

That's AWESOME to you!

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

I wasn't sure I could handle all the AWESOME if they were all in all caps.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

AWESOMENESS is measured by the AWESOMETER.

Duh.