PSA (For the Ladies)

[snurri]

I have decided that I can boil my criteria for the woman who will tame this wild heart (stop laughing) down to one requirement. So that y'all know what to shoot for.*

She must be AWESOME.

You may now return to boring me. (Seriously, what is with the Intranets today?!?)

*DISCLAIMER: Please consider the merchandise carefully before claiming it.

Comments

[bondgwendabond.livejournal.com]

Wait, this is fun.

Try this (or AWESOME as DELUSIONAL).

AWESOMENESS through dancing.

And the AWESOME WOMEN have self-identified: "A woman in harmony with her spirit is like a river overflowing." (Maya Angelou, natch.) They are waiting for YOU!

AWESOME quote

[snurri.livejournal.com]

From the dancing site:

"Don't 'surprise' your partner by trying to do an aerial. Try not to do them on the dance floor at all, but if you are in a jam circle, they can be acceptable. If that's the case, make sure your partner knows what you're going to try - to avoid injury"

Re: AWESOME quote

[bondgwendabond.livejournal.com]

Wow, that is AWESOME.

Plus, this: "Sometimes you might not want to dance with somebody who asks you. Be polite and say you are sitting that song out, or ask if you can catch them for a different one later on. I promise they won't hate you."

Is a lie. They will definitely HATE you.

Re: AWESOME quote

[snurri.livejournal.com]

No one AWESOME would ever do that.

Re: AWESOME quote

[bondgwendabond.livejournal.com]

You mean refuse my invitation to dance, right? I agree. :)

Re: AWESOME quote

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I just put myself and every other guy we know into a box, didn't I?

Oh well.