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snurri ([personal profile] snurri) wrote2007-03-30 03:29 pm

OMG People At the Table Next to Me In the Cafe

If you do not stop kissing I will kill ONLY ONE OF YOU and leave the other to suffer forever.

[identity profile] ecmyers.livejournal.com 2007-03-30 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
The way that slaughtering one of them in cold blood won't? :P

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2007-03-30 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It's just that, you know, with the kissing I get all caught up in the moment? And with the killing I tend to just make menacing faces afterward and then disappear into the shadows? I'm like a ninja, or something.

[identity profile] tacithydra.livejournal.com 2007-03-31 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ninjas get all caught up in kissing moments?

[identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com 2007-03-31 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Um. Kissing ninjas do?

[identity profile] tacithydra.livejournal.com 2007-03-31 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
No wonder this is a little-heard-of ninja tribe. Clearly not a good ninja survival trait.