I Ran When I Met the Archdemon Megmccarron

[snurri]

I escaped from the Dungeon of Snurri!

I killed Nnaloh the rat, Gregvaneekhout the orc, Magnolia888 the rat, Ellen Datlow the rat, Carnwrite the kobold, Experimeditor the floating eye, Johnbowker the rat and Kristintoday the leprechaun.

I looted the Shield of Interstitial, the Crown of Barthanderson, the Amulet of Mirrorspindle, the Sceptre of Carl Jung, the Axe of South America, the Sceptre of Samba, the Wand of Crowleycrow, the Crown of Slushmaster, the Dagger of Kurt Vonnegut, the Amulet of Lord Dunsany, the Sword of Decayingechoes, the Dagger of Froggie Spawn, the Armour of St. Paul and 94 gold pieces.

Score: 344

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Comments

[squirrel-monkey.livejournal.com]

Pfffft... experimeditor ALWAYS gets to be the floating eye.

[experimeditor.livejournal.com]

But, dudeth, I was slain . . .

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I needed the gold!

[experimeditor.livejournal.com]

Well, in that case . . .

Hey, waitaminit! I needed my SOUL!!!

[snurri.livejournal.com]

All right, all right!! I'll see what the temple charges for a resurrection . . . maybe I can get a deal.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I did run into squirrel_monkey the orc, but I was low on hit points . . .

[experimeditor.livejournal.com]

You slew me, but ran from squirrel_monkey. I'm flattered . . . I think . . . no, wait . . .

[gregvaneekhout.livejournal.com]

Ever since I was a little boy, I've wanted to be a dead orc, but my parents kept telling me I didn't have the grades for it.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I'm so moved that I could help fulfill your dreams.

[jamiam.livejournal.com]

Gosh, there's a lot of rats in your dungeon...

[snurri.livejournal.com]

It's an ecosystem!

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Snurri the nymph stands before you (9HP).
You attack Snurri with your sword, and hit them for 9HP damage.

Snurri seduces you into removing your shield.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

That never happened!

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Most guys try to get me to take my shirt off. But you just had to be different, didn't you?

I never did get my shield back.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I never did get my shield back.

Take your shirt off and maybe I'll think about it.

See! I'm not so different.

[rudi.livejournal.com]

The trouble with the Shield of Interstitial is that it's always between things (say, for instance, swords) when it really would be so much more effective being in the same place that things (say, for instance, maces, daggers, and cudgels) are trying to be.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

The other problem is that it covers different areas depending on who's holding it.

[megmccarron.livejournal.com]

archdemon my ass...

MAN-CAKE!!

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Oh, and you're trying to convince me you're NOT a demon?!?

It was a scary demon. Like, 86 hit points or something.

[megmccarron.livejournal.com]

the demon of your own repressed longing!!!

wait, i really don't want to be that. at all. no offense to your repressed longing, but.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

My repressed longings are trying unsuccessfully to hide their hurt feelings.

[squirrel-monkey.livejournal.com]

OK, because I'm really sick and have no capacity for anything else:

I escaped from the Dungeon of Snurri!

I killed Las the troll, Michaeljasper the owlbear, Pnew8 the kobold, Chestervhe the gelatinous cube, Nihilistic Kid the giant spider, Cassandraclare the minotaur, Untoward the cockatrice, Benpeek the troll, Serenada the fire elemental, Infinitehotel the arch-demon, Eugie the leprechaun, Dxmachina the minotaur, Ebess the fire elemental, Elysdir the minotaur, Ethereal Lad the kobold, Mrdankelly the minotaur, Evandorkin the rat, Fairmer the gelatinous cube, Matociquala the troll, Infanttyrone the fire elemental, Coalescent the rat, Msbelle the dragon, Buymeaclue the goblin, Docbrite the gelatinous cube, Dashing the arch-demon, Dionycheaus the rat, Whytcrow the kobold, Yuki Onna the minotaur, Ocvictor the cockatrice, Qwantz the rat, Kniedzw the zombie, Haddayr the rat, Sacwentie the giant spider, Bgliterary the cockatrice, Mastadge the troll, Msisolak the rat, Theweaselking the giant spider, Silk Noir the troll, Jonhansen the leprechaun, Squirrel Monkey the orc, Pantlessjohnny the dragon, Oldcharliebrown the zombie, Ozarque the zombie, The Flea King the leprechaun, Norilana the rat, Jamiam the kobold, Snurri the giant spider, Johnjosephadams the cockatrice, Nnaloh the rat, Stranger Here the leprechaun, Megmccarron the arch-demon, Deborahb the nymph, Benrosenbaum the leprechaun, Gregvaneekhout the orc, Ericmarin the orc, Sallytuppence the gelatinous cube, Dr Phil Physics the arch-demon, Barbarienne the minotaur, Magnolia888 the rat, Ellen Datlow the rat, Carnwrite the kobold, Experimeditor the floating eye, Justinelavaworm the cockatrice, Johnbowker the rat, Kristintoday the leprechaun, Writeonly the mind flayer, Escapepodcast the giant spider, Alicek the troll and Paulmelko the fire elemental.

I looted the Dagger of Veronica Mars, the Crown of Meritahut, the Wand of Rambleflower, the Dagger of Rnb, the Sceptre of Mircea Eliade, the Wand of Women, the Crown of Veejane, the Wand of Hiking, the Wand of Sex, the Dagger of Coffeeandink, a Figurine of Chance88088, the Crown of Dailyanimals, the Armour of Kellyshaw, the Crown of Barthanderson, the Amulet of Mirrorspindle, the Sceptre of Carl Jung, the Axe of South America, the Wand of Crowleycrow, the Crown of Slushmaster, the Dagger of Kurt Vonnegut, the Sword of Decayingechoes, the Amulet of Lord Dunsany, the Dagger of Froggie Spawn, the Sceptre of Samba, the Sword of Hayao Miyazaki, the Wand of Funk, the Armour of 14theditch, a Figurine of Maureenmcq, the Armour of Hal Duncan, the Sceptre of Insanity, the Armour of St. Paul, a Figurine of 2muchexposition, the Wand of Women, the Wand of Puppies, the Wand of Fengi, the Armour of Scott Lynch, the Sword of Sex, the Sword of Wiscon and 1864 gold pieces.

Score: 2539

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[snurri.livejournal.com]

I surrender!