You know, I took today off, and then I decided that since I don't actually leave until tomorrow morning (6:10 AM FLIGHT GAH), I might as well work today for the extra cash, and I told everyone I would come in.

WHY AM I SO STUPID?

I suppose this is as good a time as any to note that I will be traveling for the next couple of weeks and thus probably not-so-accessible given that my laptop hates the internets and half my travel will be spent on a mountaintop with a somewhat hazy connection in the first place.

While I am gone please destroy everything, including the evidence. Detail your plans for global havoc in the comments.

Lots of writers talk about how difficult it can be just to get a character across a room.

Nobody talks about how hard it is to get one on a fucking boat.

From: Me

To: Universe

Please stop f&%$ing with me.

Thanks.