Sundays Are For Meme-ing

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Via several folks:

What were you doing five years ago?

Being unemployed in Chicago. I'd paid off my debts and impulsively decided to move down there and share an apartment with a friend who got laid off shortly before I arrived. Until I managed to find some temp work we spent a sizable chunk of the summer drinking lotsa red wine and watching my Buffy DVDs. Thankfully I managed to build up an impressive amount of debt again in no time.

What are five things on your to-do list for today (not in any particular order)?

1) Sleep 'til I ain't tired
2) Eat 'til I ain't hungry
3) Stand in the sun 'til I ain't pale
4) Obsess over impending book release 'til I make myself sick
5) Write something, dammit

What are five snacks you enjoy?

1) Bananas
2) Gummi bears
3) M&Ms
4) M&Ms rolled up inside gummi bears with a banana chaser
5) Meat rolled up inside more meat

What five things would you do if you were a billionaire?

1) Build ice palace
2) Attach engines and refrigeration units to ice palace, cruise around world
3) Fund the elephant insurrection
4) Change my name to "that rich bastard"
5) Become everything I despise

What are five of your bad habits?

1) Cracking my knuckles
2) Brooding
3) Wireless internet
4) Wireless garrotes
5) Wireless signals from outer space

What are five places where you have lived?

1) Saint Paul, Minnesota
2) Mendota Heights, Minnesota
3) Madison, Wisconsin
4) Middleton, Wisconsin
5) Chicago, Illinois BOY DO I GET AROUND OR WHAT

What are five jobs you've had?

1) Bartender
2) Warehouse worker
3) Administrative assistant
4) Grill cook
5) Teacher's aide