No Sex, No Drugs, No Wine, No Women, No Fun, No Sin, No You, No Wonder It's Dark

I haven't really been posting about Kenya because it's depressing enough to read about it, let alone recap it. Suffice it to say that things are not better. You may have heard that China's government newspaper asserts that the Kenya situation proves that Africa is not ready for Western-style democracy and needs dictators to keep order. Project much?

Researchers at the University of Sheffield have learned that children don't like clowns, and some are afraid of them. This is news? The clowns, however, are in denial. I can't say that I found clowns scary as a child; I was mostly indifferent to them. Nowadays I simply don't trust them, and when I see them on the bus I keep my hand near my wallet.

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No Cigarettes, No Sleep, No Light, No Sound, Nothing To Eat, No Books To Read

In case my version of this song is still burned into your brain, I want to reassure you that The Hollies did record a genuinely awesome (if slightly cheesy) song during their short career: