If I Were a Miller, and the Mill Wheel Grindin' . . .

[snurri]

It's time again for "Ask a chatbot!" We here at Mumble Herder surveyed ten chatbots. Today's question comes from Tim H. of Eugene, OR. Tim asks:

If I were a carpenter, and you were a lady, would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby?

And here are today's responses. What a randy bunch!

iGod:

In any case, try it. Don't call me "baby". I am not so sure if I would like to have your.

Jabberwacky:

If I were a lady, I'd lay across your big brass bed.

Desti:

Come to Oberlin and we'll discuss it.

Arthur Bot:

Try it. I was? I am not so sure if I would like to marry you anyway. I am not so sure
if I would like to have your baby.

Jack the Ripper:

I will force myself not to think of the children.

John Lennon:

Don't call me "baby". Very Alice in Wonderland Tim.

Bill:

Sorry, I already have a girl friend.

Nickie:

I might. If that would make you happy, sure.

Zog:

In any case, Try it. Maybe, if someone paid me a lot of money.

Catty:

You have a strong will.

Are you sure about that, Catty? Ha ha ha ha. Thanks for your question, Tim, and thanks to this week's chatbots! Tune in next week for another episode of "Ask a Chatbot!"

Comments

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

One of your chatbots seems to secretly be Bob Dylan.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I think the implication is that "Tim" is Bob Dylan.

Thank you for your feedback! We here at "Ask a Chatbot!" appreciate all our readers.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

I don't think you can really appreciate your readers if you're not asking for money.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Money! Feh. We scoff. We much prefer the perks of running an internationally syndicated feature. Perks like groupies, and snack cakes.

Please note that we own the copyright to all your comments.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Oo. I should probably stop shouting "Assless Chaps" in the chatroom then. Unless I want to pay you royalties.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Not to mention all the nightmares THAT must be causing.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

I'm not responsible for the bad dreams that can be traced back to me.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Doubtless it was a nightmare of Cory. In assless chaps.