This Is Life As We Know It

[snurri]

Kenyan opposition politician slain. Fuck.

Greek Orthodox, Mormon religious leaders dead. Armageddon coming.

Mole rats are freakishly immune to pain, a fact apparently discovered by scientists trying to inflict pain.

[Poll #1129364]

MOOD: IN A RAGE DUE TO MISSPELLING "SEETHING"

Comments

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

I will stick up for the baristas and motorists, but those throat-clearing bastards are on their own.

[rnb.livejournal.com]

Betting living through chemistry.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I love my baristas, but automobiles are from the devil.

[justinhowe.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I clicked the last box. We are all doomed, and there is no escape.

Cheers.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Surely you don't mean to suggest that you have been wagering on the Nobel Prize for Chemistry.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Have a nice day!!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_stranger_here/]

I was in the midst of being crushed by despair until I read this post. Your X-TREME humorousity gave me such a feeling of we're-all-in-it-togetherness that I immediately snapped out of my apocalyptic mindset! Also, I require an "all of the above" option here, for serious.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Oh, woe! Polls are not edit-able! Oh cruel LJ, why do you torment me so?!?

[ajjones.livejournal.com]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Godzilla was getting hungry.

[ajjones.livejournal.com]

RUN, Care Bears, run!

[jamiam.livejournal.com]

Hey, wow, I'm happier already!

[silk-noir.livejournal.com]

I clicked a bunch of them. I don't see why alcohol, books, the internet, and 15 minute weeping sessions can't peacefully co-exist.

Hell, I would be that way even if the world weren't shite.

BTW, read this--some of it may make you smile.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

The eatings will continue until morale improves.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I particularly concur with #23.

And dude, you're supposed to click multiple options. Unless, say, you have only one coping strategy. Or (heaven forbid) none.

[ninebelow.livejournal.com]

When I grow up I am going to be a pain scientist.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

That is such a great origin story. ". . . and then I decided that I wanted a job where I could inflict pain. Which is how I know EXACTLY how much you will suffer before you die, Mr. Bond/Mr. Bauer/Ms. Summers."