We Interrupt Your Evening For This Important Poll

[snurri]

[Poll #1161624]

Comments

[sarah-prineas.livejournal.com]

I have had a very bad experience with Ticky the Blood-Sucking Insect.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Ugh! Yes, of course. How insensitive of me.

[sarah-prineas.livejournal.com]

Heh.

I still ticked the Ticky box!

[ccfinlay.livejournal.com]

It's not as if I don't not fail to misunderstand this, but... what if we're already just a normal-sized, pudgy, or midgetish monster: are we still allowed to take the poll?

[ccfinlay.livejournal.com]

Oh, wait, I see you carefully worded the "Myself, only bigger" reply to include this. My bad. Yet again.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I iz a riter!!!

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Polls are open to all monsters. Except for the Devlin/Emmerich Godzilla, natch.

[ellen-denham.livejournal.com]

I already decided I'm a 1000 pound man-eating ogre and haven't had to work very hard to convince people who only know me online that this is true in real life.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Do you buy your keyboards custom?

[ellen-denham.livejournal.com]

Nah, I just type very slowly with an old finger bone clutched in each fist.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

Although I thought long and hard about checking the robot option, I had to go with the fish just because I assume that in my death throes I'd watch tiny people screaming while miniature tanks and rocket launchers fired miniscule fireworks at my flopping body.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Ticky boxes mean you can check many options!

I suspect that flopping death would be very satisfying, in any case.

[bondgwendabond.livejournal.com]

If I told you, I wouldn't be able to sneak up on you!

[snurri.livejournal.com]

What are you, Tiptoe-zilla?

[bondgwendabond.livejournal.com]

NICE TRY.